A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the...– (via ufocottoncandy)
So much bottles of liquor ya niggas drown me:... →
lolatenenbaum: did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th? or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it? or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes? or that camels have 3 eyelids? or that you cant kill… Lmaooo
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...
if my son was gay
son: mom, i'm gay.
me: thank you for telling me, i still love you no matter what. now what do you want for dinner?
AND THAT WOULD BE IT. THAT'S THE END. I WOULDN'T MAKE HIM WATCH GLEE WITH ME. I WOULDN'T SHIP HIM WITH HIS FRIENDS. I WOULD SUPPORT HIM AND THEN THINGS WOULD GO AS NORMAL. BECAUSE TREATING YOUR HOMOSEXUAL CHILD LIKE A TOY DOES NOT MAKE HIM/HER EQUAL, IT STILL SEPARATES THEM FROM EVERYONE ELSE. I WOULD HOPE YOU WOULD TREAT YOUR OWN SON AS A PERSON AND NOT LIKE A CHARACTER ON TELEVISION.